| Character
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Dialogue
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| Caillou
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I am bored.
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| Caillou
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I know! I will steal my dad's car, and I will go to Chuck E. Cheese's for dinner ok let's go.
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| Sound effect
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<glass breaking> <car driving off>
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| Boris
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Was my car just stolen?
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| Caillou
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Hahahahaha beep you Dad I just stole your car i am the pro gamer.
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| Caillou
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I am here. At Chuck E. Cheese's.
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| Cashier
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Hello and welcome to Chuck E. Cheeses what would you like
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| Caillou
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I would like three pepperoni pizzas.
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| Cashier
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Ok that will be 68 dollars.
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| Caillou
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Um, i don't have any money.
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| Cashier
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You have to pay for your food.
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| Caillou
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Can i have it for free?
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| Cashier
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No, you have to pay.
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| Caillou
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Give my my beeping free pizza you beeping idiot.
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| Cashier
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Sorry, but you need to pay for your food.
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| Caillou
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Give the pizza to me now!
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| Cashier
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Get out!
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| Caillou
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh I am so angery because I was kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese's what the beep.
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<caillou's dad appears>
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| Boris
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You stole my car to go to Chuck E. Cheese's. You suck. I am going to ban you from all television and I will delete all of your Minecraft worlds and steal all of your schoolwork and put it online and will make you pay a 70,000 dollar ransom if you want me to take it down. I will also force you to go to college at age 4 and of you fail you will be banned from anything that's not homework or doing dishes. Also, you will only be allowed to eat broccoli for the next 2 years and if I find any junk food I will make you destroy all of it and I will record you doing it and post it on Reddit so I can get Reddit Gold and 50,000+ Karma. I will also no longer drive you anywhere because I don't want you to drive a car ever again. You will never be able to go into the garage either and I will put a 5 thousand dollar security system which will sound a 1960's era air raid siren that will alert everyone within a 5 mile radius that you have entered the garage. If you say no to any of what I said I will force you to work in the mines and make sure that you get severely injured in a horrific mining accident that involves 3 pounds of TNT. You are also grounded for the next 9 days.
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| Caillou
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No no no no no no no no no no no.
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