Caillou becomes of the ground/Transcript
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Caillou | I am bored. |
| Caillou | I know! I will steal my dad's car, and I will go to Chuck E. Cheese's for dinner ok let's go. |
| Sound effect | <glass breaking> <car driving off> |
| Boris | Was my car just stolen? |
| Caillou | Hahahahaha beep you Dad I just stole your car i am the pro gamer. |
| Caillou | I am here. At Chuck E. Cheese's. |
| Cashier | Hello and welcome to Chuck E. Cheeses what would you like |
| Caillou | I would like three pepperoni pizzas. |
| Cashier | Ok that will be 68 dollars. |
| Caillou | Um, i don't have any money. |
| Cashier | You have to pay for your food. |
| Caillou | Can i have it for free? |
| Cashier | No, you have to pay. |
| Caillou | Give my my beeping free pizza you beeping idiot. |
| Cashier | Sorry, but you need to pay for your food. |
| Caillou | Give the pizza to me now! |
| Cashier | Get out! |
| Caillou | aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh I am so angery because I was kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese's what the beep. |
| <caillou's dad appears> | |
| Boris | You stole my car to go to Chuck E. Cheese's. You suck. I am going to ban you from all television and I will delete all of your Minecraft worlds and steal all of your schoolwork and put it online and will make you pay a 70,000 dollar ransom if you want me to take it down. I will also force you to go to college at age 4 and of you fail you will be banned from anything that's not homework or doing dishes. Also, you will only be allowed to eat broccoli for the next 2 years and if I find any junk food I will make you destroy all of it and I will record you doing it and post it on Reddit so I can get Reddit Gold and 50,000+ Karma. I will also no longer drive you anywhere because I don't want you to drive a car ever again. You will never be able to go into the garage either and I will put a 5 thousand dollar security system which will sound a 1960's era air raid siren that will alert everyone within a 5 mile radius that you have entered the garage. If you say no to any of what I said I will force you to work in the mines and make sure that you get severely injured in a horrific mining accident that involves 3 pounds of TNT. You are also grounded for the next 9 days. |
| Caillou | No no no no no no no no no no no. |