The Channel of Egg: The Videogame
|
“There's no such thing as The Channel of Egg: The Videogame. Everything has an explanation.” This article is about something that was never released, or has never existed on The Channel of Egg nor the real world. Information on this page may be unsourced or intentionally based off of false information, likely for comedic effect. |
The Channel of Egg: The Videogame is a early 2000's roleplaying game video game made by Egg Games. All versions excluding the GBC release are known to contain anti-piracy screens
Plot
The most feared creature, The Gnome, hates YouTube Poops and when he sees Egg Dude and Joe the Stickman watching very funny YTPs he gets really angry and captures the pair.
The Gnome however wants everybody to know that he captured the pair so he doesn't have to have the pain of keeping it a secret so he sends letters to every country in the world.
It eventually reaches The Country of Egg where the 4 Channel of Egg members are horrified by The Gnome's evil doings so they then go in The Car of Egg where they grab the 6 egg shards to save the day.
Gameplay
On the GBA and GBC versions of the game, it is a RPG where you control 4 characters (Domoforsale, Keapy, Nintenlego, and LunarLemon.) as they go through 6 areas. (Beansboro, Hyrule, Mark's PizzeriaLand, Quahog, Toy Storyland, and Wario World.) collecting the 6 Egg Shards to repair the one and only Channel of Egg Egg.
In the console ports, it is a Open World 3D Collectathon of which you must collect 220 cool cat plushies across each world. In every world there are 5 plushies that are exclusive to each member of the gang. There are also 400 eggs in the worlds as well, 100 purple eggs for Purple Mario, 100 blue eggs for Charcsn, 100 red eggs for Homestar, and 100 yellow eggs for Nintenluigi. The gang also need to collect Toilet Shitter Tokens to pay for Furniture Warehouses, The Realistic Angry Birds, and Brody Foxx's upgrades.
Worlds
Beansboro
Upon arrival in the snowy town of Beansboro, you encounter Mr. Twitchell who is needing help to eradicate the snow, but also his archnemesis Frosty the Snowman. He says that after the events of Frosty Returns, Frosty has taken over all of Beansboro with snow, he currently lives in a giant ice castle with Holly and Charles guarding it. The only way to defeat Frosty and get the egg shard is to sing the Mr. Twitchell rap by heart.
Hyrule
After arriving in Hyrule, we find out that Ganon has STOLEN the King's dinner, the king has the cool cat plushie but he won't give you it until he gets his dinner back.
Mark's PizzeriaLand
Mark is trying to make a pizza with the egg shard as an ingredient but it explodes and turns into a theme park. Then, a bunch of cheese monsters take over the park and it's up to the gang to save the day. After you defeat the cheese monsters and Queso grande, Mark has a change of heart and gives you the egg shard.
Quahog
In Quahog, Ernie the Giant Chicken has taken over the entire city and with the help of Peter Griffin, they defeat Ernie and Peter gives the four a egg shard.
Toy StoryLand
After leaving Quahog, the characters enter a junkyard after hearing that one of the Egg Shards somehow ended up in Iran. More specifically, it ended up in Toy StoryLand, which is run by Al from Al's Toy Barn who has kidnapped Buzz, Woody and the egg shard, and he's refusing to surrender so easily. To get to Iran, they'll need to build some sort of flying device.
Wario World
After finding Wario's house when hearing that there was an egg shard somewhere in there (as well as Wario's screams of pain), the characters enter. They walk down a very long hallway with a bathroom door at the end. Upon reaching the door, Wario himself walks out and needs help because his toilet became alive after he flushed. To make up for lack of gameplay, the Toilet is the hardest, lasting 5 hours.
Mount Gnome
With the power of the egg shards forming to create the ultimate egg, the gang can finally enter mount gnome. The Gnome has eggdude and joe the stickman held hostage and you can either pay 1 octillion eggs to get them back safe and sound or you have to fight the gnome, what will the four choose???
Upgrades
An assortment of characters can help you across your adventure all for some sort of price.
Furniture Warehouse
Console ports
after years of selling furniture, Furniture Warehouse have to decided to start selling potions to people. However, the potions can give people super cool powers all for a couple of Toilet Shitter Tokens
Handheld ports
Furniture Warehouse is selling couch armor, of which can boost up your defense by equipping it in the pause menu.
The Realistic Angry Birds Hut
Console ports
The realistic angry birds are also helping you out with their realistic angry bird guns. All four members are given their own gun with their own special bird, just remember that each member has to pay realistic angry bird tokens for their gun.
Yo Mama HQ
Console ports
Brody Foxx now has Yo Mama Joke Lessons to make you tell the perfect Yo Mama Joke everytime. Like with the realistic angry birds, each member has to pay for lessons.
Caillou's Room
Console ports
Caillou has been grounded grounded grounded for 7 trillions years and he needs your help. He had a blueprint on a perfect way to escape his house but Boris tore it to shreds and it's all over the land! Give him the pieces of the blueprint and he'll give you Cool Cat Plushies!
Characters
Playable Characters
- Homestar Runner (Domoforsale)
- Characsn (Keapy)
- Nintenluigi (Nintenlego)
- Purple Mario (Lunar Lemon)
Bosses
Other Characters
Video Appearances
- Channel of Egg Video Game (GBA) Piracy Screen
- Channel of Egg Video Game (Gamecube) Piracy Screen
- Channel of Egg Video Game (Playstation 2) Piracy Screen
- Channel of Egg Video Game (GBC) Title Screen
- Channel of Egg: The Video Game GBA Title Screen
Gallery
This gallery contains the known screenshots of the game, as well as other images.
Concept Art
Gameboy Color
In 2015, three hard drives were purchased from Egg Games in a totally legit auction. These hard drives contained code for the GBC, GBA and PS2 versions of the games, as well as this concept art for the GBC version.
PlayStation 2
After the code was discovered from the hard drives purchased in the auction in 2015, a variety of files were posted online, primarily for dataminers to see if they can find any working code and get a few things to work, if possible. In 2018, a dataminer named "AnonymousPickledChickenLeg72" found a line of code in the files of the Gamecube version, which referenced a file called "unknownplanetps2.png". The dataminer reached out to the person who posted the hard drive code files to see if such file existed. Shortly later, it was discovered deep within the code of the PlayStation 2 version. The image couldn't be viewed on computers for unknown reasons, and would crash photo viewing softwares. Sometimes, attempting to view the file on older computers had a strange tendency to freeze the computer immediately and required the power button to be pressed on the computer to turn off. It was sent to the dataminer without these warnings, since they were not realized by the hard drive owner before they were sent. After copying the line of code from the Gamecube version, and putting image file to the PS2 version's files, the image could be displayed if the two files were put on a DVD and inserted into a PS2 console. The image is theorized to be a heavily corrupted file and may have been a scrapped idea for the game, likely being Purple Mario's home planet.
-
The image as shown on a PS2
Trivia
- An Xbox Version was not released because Steve Jobs has an egg allergy
- In a totally legitimate interview with Steve Jobs and the programmers of the game, Jobs said "I don't like eggs and also I am allergic to them. I do not want to associate with eggs nor your stupid game about them. Do not release the game to Xbox Consoles." [Source Needed]
- The game was originally going to be developed for the Nintendo 64 until the developers found out that rendering eggs would be difficult on such hardware.