| Character
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Dialogue
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| Mike Matei
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I don't know what the block does, do you?
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| Inspector Gadget
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I don't know.
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| Mike Matei
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I don't know. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good frerf Inspec Gec. Uh, how are you doing, Inspector Gadget?
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| Inspector Gadget
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I'm having no fun.
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| Mike Matei
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So you wanna do some reer, Inspector Gadget?
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| Inspector Gadget
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You should do the review.
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| Mike Matei
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(laughs) Okay.
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| Inspector Gadget
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Shut up, you are shit. I should do the review.
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| Mike Matei
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(laughs) Okay.
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| Inspector Gadget
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Hmm. Do you have that game, Mineyminea? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her book. Let's play Mario!
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| Mike Matei
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Umm, well, I have Mine, that, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Uh, let's try that.
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| Inspector Gadget
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Hmm. Oh yes, this is it! Mine!
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| Mike Matei
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No, no, no, Inspector Gadget. It's called Craft.
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| Inspector Gadget
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Oh. I cannot wait to play miumcrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is, in Mine?
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| Inspector Gadget
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I love bricks. Bricks is the best thing. I understand why all the kids are bricks. I also bricks.
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| Inspector Gadget
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What the crap is the point of Minecrap?
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| Mike Matei
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Well, there really is no point.
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| Inspector Gadget
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Oh, good! I'm Sans!
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| Mike Matei
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No, that just means you can doisplore.
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| Inspector Gadget
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What kind of stuff can you builiub?
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| Mike Matei
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Well, anything, really. Like there's one guy that build a, uh, scale model of the Starshit Enterprenter.
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| Inspector Gadget
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My duck skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly had sex.
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| Mike Matei
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It's about expressing your creativity.
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| Inspector Gadget
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But he is just having sex. Monkeys.
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| Mike Matei
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Oh, you think you can do better, huh?
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| Inspector Gadget
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I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me perform 12 quadrillion calculations per second. Fuck you!
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| Inspector Gadget
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He's a nerd, and I hate you more than I hate Mineycrafta.
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| Mike Matei
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Adaptation of-
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<Inspector Gadget shoots Mike>
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| Inspector Gadget
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Oh look, a free iPad. <Cinemassacre logo> Bricks.
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