When keapy has no internet/Transcript

Character	Dialogue
Morshu	I have no internet, please help.
Text	i made this video with no internet this was made with random videos from my downloads
Wikipedia Reader	[simultaneously with text] The Nae Nae is a hip-hop dance that involves planting one’s feet, swaying with shoulder movement
Singers	Mark's Pizzeria!
Mark	This year we're celebrating [in the Family Guy theme song] Family Guy!
Narrator	SuS MeeM
	[cut to a clip of the Family Guy episode where Brian dies]
Stewie	Brian, [in Jack Black's voice] fuck you!
	[Brian is hit by a car]
King Harkinian	[voice only] Dinner.
Peter Griffin	Holy crap, what the hell happened?
Doctor	I'm so sorry, Mrs. Griffin, but Brian [in Ganon's voice] MUST DIE!
	[clip of the Griffins reacting to the news, with Scatman's World playing in the background]
	[cut to a cursed car commercial]
Man	Wow, look at all these [King Harkinian's voice] Dinners, [normal voice] I must be in heeeeeeeeee [clip reverses] eeeeeee
"Satan"	[loud] SO, YOU WANT A NEW CAR, HUH?
"Satan"	[slapping the man] This is what you're gonna pay-gonna pay-gonna pay-gonna pay-gonna pay
	[cut to a clip of South Park, where Randy Marsh is on Wheel of Fortune]
Randy	Alright, i'd like to solve the puzzle! [in the Family Guy theme song] Family Guy!
	[cut to the 9 + 10 Vine]
Guy	You Stupid!
9 + 10 Kid	No i'm not.
Guy	What's 9 + 10?
9 + 10 Kid	[in the Family Guy theme song] Family Guy!
	[A still image of Mr. Twitchell, zooming in while royalty free EDM plays]
	[cut to another South Park clip, this one taking place in school]
Mr. Mackey	As your counselor, I'm here to tell you about [from Beverly Hills by Weezer] Beverly Hills [normal voice] and why they're bad, m'kay?
Kyle	[in Jack Black's voice] fuck you!