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Latest revision as of 19:40, 24 September 2025
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Mike Matei | I don't know what the block does, do you? |
| Inspector Gadget | I don't know. |
| Mike Matei | I don't know. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good frerf Inspec Gec. Uh, how are you doing, Inspector Gadget? |
| Inspector Gadget | I'm having no fun. |
| Mike Matei | So you wanna do some reer, Inspector Gadget? |
| Inspector Gadget | You should do the review. |
| Mike Matei | (laughs) Okay. |
| Inspector Gadget | Shut up, you are shit. I should do the review. |
| Mike Matei | (laughs) Okay. |
| Inspector Gadget | Hmm. Do you have that game, Mineyminea? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her book. Let's play Mario! |
| Mike Matei | Umm, well, I have Mine, that, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Uh, let's try that. |
| Inspector Gadget | Hmm. Oh yes, this is it! Mine! |
| Mike Matei | No, no, no, Inspector Gadget. It's called Craft. |
| Inspector Gadget | Oh. I cannot wait to play miumcrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is, in Mine? |
| Inspector Gadget | I love bricks. Bricks is the best thing. I understand why all the kids are bricks. I also bricks. |
| Inspector Gadget | What the crap is the point of Minecrap? |
| Mike Matei | Well, there really is no point. |
| Inspector Gadget | Oh, good! I'm Sans! |
| Mike Matei | No, that just means you can doisplore. |
| Inspector Gadget | What kind of stuff can you builiub? |
| Mike Matei | Well, anything, really. Like there's one guy that build a, uh, scale model of the Starshit Enterprenter. |
| Inspector Gadget | My duck skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly had sex. |
| Mike Matei | It's about expressing your creativity. |
| Inspector Gadget | But he is just having sex. Monkeys. |
| Mike Matei | Oh, you think you can do better, huh? |
| Inspector Gadget | I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me perform 12 quadrillion calculations per second. Fuck you! |
| Inspector Gadget | He's a nerd, and I hate you more than I hate Mineycrafta. |
| Mike Matei | Adaptation of- |
| <Inspector Gadget shoots Mike> | |
| Inspector Gadget | Oh look, a free iPad. <Cinemassacre logo> Bricks. |